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NTMID8R-R/T

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Status Updates posted by NTMID8R-R/T

  1. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

    1. Dodgefan10

      Dodgefan10

      best laugh I've had this morning! thanks.. : )

  2. I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.

  3. It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?

  4. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

  5. getting those CF3 stickers ready!!

  6. Remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!!!

    1. Bigbear

      Bigbear

      Those damn slant eyed nazis with their Zero's

  7. YAY!!!! Sam has a home again!!!

  8. wonder what would happen if you were traveling the speed of light and you turned your head lights on....

    1. mauls

      mauls

      What about traveling at the speed of sound and you farted? Would you hear it?

    2. NTMID8R-R/T

      NTMID8R-R/T

      depends on how loud the smell is....;)

    3. NTMID8R-R/T

      NTMID8R-R/T

      depends on how loud the smell is....;)

  9. was glad to meet the face behind that avatar...!!

  10. was glad to meet the face behind that avatar...!!

  11. I see an El Conquistador lurking in the bushes.