Colonel Angus

Doin' the Mile as the cars sits, that is mah plan suh. Once the car is back home, the Colonel and that Voodoo shit stain feller will decide if'n there are enough parts collected to start rippin' the car apart. There are a couple of things to be procured that initially were not foreseen (ain't it always), so it will be put together as $$$ dictates.

The Colonel is certainly envious of the Parrot man fo' sho'. Perhaps when the devil dawg's bullet arrives we will chat on the phone and swap pics of our shit sittin' on the engine stands.

Congrats Phil suh! Badassed Drag Pack fo' sho!!! The Colonel and BayouTiger were a' talkin' about you yesterday at the track and we were speculatin' what you were up to what with you sellin' your R/T. Ah do believe the term Drag Pack came up, what a happy premonition!

Outstanding! Thank you suh!

Just a' wonderin', how many RWHP does the blue tops make the NAG1 good for without upgrading the friction material? Stevo suh, ah suppose the cooler is to keep the higher temps down that a higher stall converter may cause?

Happened to Chris' car too before the devil dawg. Now ah use anti-seize on the studs. The Colonel remembers at the track at CF3 someone approached needing help with his factory nuts. Ah snagged GSO and while walking up to the car hearing him muttering under his breath something about "pain in the ass pieces of shit" or something to that effect. He made his recommendations and the gent got them off. The Colonel suggested he throw all 20 of them as far as he could and not go back with them. The Colonel recommends the Mopar ones. $7 a piece but there's nothing like OEM.

Not initially Jim, but now that I know this.........yeah!

Suh, the Colonel wouldn't use any Pennzoil product even on the tip of his pecker to ass-rape the maniac who locked the PCM's on the '11 and '12 Mopars..........it would sludge up the Colonel's joystick faster'n a Cleveland Steamer.

Suh your car was built by aliens anyway.

The devil dawg is MDS-free. Ah suppose the Colonel would have to test the waters of his Lifetime Powertrain Warranty if'n the timing chain snapped.

^^^^^^^^ that was the shit everyone here wanted you to give suh.

The Colonel thinks George's build will be outdated as soon as GSO's new build fires up. Now, the Colonel hisself has no fucks to give as we all know he has blown a lot of coin on Swamp Monster which in financial terms comes second only to Rubbel's build. Hopefully George has newly found CTC (Challenger Talk Cred) and can brag and boast and impress all the little glue stickers and catch canners. All hail Buhweet, master of all he and Jeff surveys!

The Colonel is happy to announce his devil dawg is now MDS-free. Also changed a couple of things in the tune for a certain Cumaro in town *cough*

The Colonel will be a' lookin' up Goehner at CF3 for his lifetime membership. Ah suspect some naughty goings on behind the curtain the Colonel may want to be privy to.