Hugh Jassol Gives You The 2013 Mmf Awards

[Hugh Jassol 3]

Hugh Jassol will give you details soon. Now Say It!

Jassol Of The Year

Jr Jassol

Shill Account Of The Year

The Short Fuse Award

Cockiest Member

Unibomber Award

Red Ink Award

Human Centipede Award

Eh?

The Little Lewis Award

Member Of The Year

Einstein Award

Humanitarian Of The Year

Builder Of The Year

Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

more to come

[HemiSam 188]

Hugh Jassol FTW....

HS

[Boatman 97]

Tease

[Guest HemiRob]

[ScapeGoat 126]

sweet!

[toofart 148]

I can't wait to meet this Jassol!

[Goehner 240]

Can't wait.

[HemiSam 188]

Holy hell. I got a shot at the Canadian of the year???

HS

[Yellow Jacket 26]

Human Centipede Award... Classic

[ScapeGoat 126]

[nd4topspd 12]

thats will be worth the price of admission

[rdrdr90 35]

Cannot wait!

[Boatman 97]

OK now were getting somewhere.

[Guest Daparrothead]

,,,,,,,,,

[BayouTigress 73]

Human Centipede Award... Classic

That one caught my eye too. And Humanitarian of the year? You are going to spoil our rep as out of control ass holes with that one. I thought it was a secret we could be nice

[notso 1]

Hugh Jassol will give you details soon. Now Say It!

Jassol Of The Year

Jr Jassol

Shill Account Of The Year

The Short Fuse Award

Cockiest Member

Unibomber Award

Red Ink Award

Human Centipede Award

Eh?

The Little Lewis Award

Member Of The Year

Einstein Award

Humanitarian Of The Year

Builder Of The Year

Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

more to come

HA!

[HemiSam 188]

Dropped the trophies...whoops

HS

[NOT SURE 35]

Hugh Jassol will give you details soon. Now Say It!

Jassol Of The Year

Jr Jassol

Shill Account Of The Year

The Short Fuse Award

Cockiest Member

Unibomber Award

Red Ink Award

Human Centipede Award

Eh?

The Little Lewis Award

Member Of The Year

Einstein Award

Humanitarian Of The Year

Builder Of The Year

Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

more to come

Well doggies!! here comes Da Jassol!

Yah all strap in now yah hear!! Its gonna be a bumpy ride!

Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

Dropped the trophies...whoops

HS

LMFAO ..... Sammy !

sweet!

you answered yourself this is getting good now,...

LMFAO

[NOT SURE 35]

Hugh Jassol get to know him! Say it!

Go on! Say it!

Did I ever tell you about the time Hugh Jassol was a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune?

It was his turn so he spun the wheel. Of course, Jassol being Jassol, he spun it so hard that it came of its moorings, decapitated Pat Sajak and slammed through the wall into the set of the Price is Right. Jassol walked through the hole in the wall and Bob Barker proceeded to lecture him on spaying and neutering his pets.

Well, Jassol had enough of that and picked up Bob Barker and compressed him between his palms until he was small enough to fit on the Plinko board.

And I'll be damned if he didn't win $10000 and a new Maytag!

Hugh Jassol is a ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing or sitting down,either way.

One time Jassol took a huge steamer across the ocean to see the pyramids.You know howd he'd always do stuff like that .Well anyways, wouldnt yah know it the entire journey he ate nothing but cheese when he arrived he had to take a massive dump so he climbed to the top of the great pyramid and filled the entire pyramid of Giza with shit. Jassol then climbs down and opens a door and sets up a fudge shop right there selling his shit to the natives.

Jassols poop is used as currency in New Jersey.

He once open mouth kissed a horse thinking it was Prince Charles wife.

I once saw him scissor kick lakey.

Jassols favorite movie is 'Corvette Summer' with Mark Hamil.

Hugh Jassol once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault just encase he bought a six speed car.

They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Jassol fart in his sleep.

He date raped Justin Beeber & John Lewis all in the same night.

The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress & a dungeon.

He uses the Shroud of Turin as a jitrag.

He drives a Fiat 500 covered in human skulls.

You know,Jassol would shoot rum into his neck with a syringe!

Jassol is a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!

He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen.

Jassol went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million till the merger split his dividend.

Jassols family crest is a picture of somebody taking a dump on the hood of a green camaro in Bowling Green Ky.

Jassol gave Karen Shivo and indian burn.

Jassol ranked 18th in the AP College Ping Pong league.

Jassol named the group Oueen They did NOT want to be called that.

He thinks the Iron Man is gay!

The character of Paul Bunyan was based on Jassol - except for the log spliting and not raping men.

Best damn snowmobile salesman in Florida there ever was!

He uses Torco as nasal spray!

This one time, Hugh Jassol burned a CD with nothing but the sounds of his bowel movements and the screams of his man-servants.It sold out in China!

He made Axle Rose cry.

The movie "Deliverance" was based on Hugh Jassols experiences as a Sunday School teacher."

He's producing the Broadway Production of Battlefield Earth 2!

He receives radio messages from Mani on his scrotum!

His big toe is holding up Dyno Steve & Australia!

His pubic hair was woven into Ufo's beard !

His middle name is Harry..Hugh Harry Jassol, .

Boomshakalaka!

Bowling Green bitch'es!!

[Renfrick1 83]

I also heard if you disagree with him he will rip you a new jassol. That's why many members here have two or three.

[toofart 148]

Yeah I've got like 6 or 7

[BayouTigress 73]

Mike I am ROTFLMAO. How do you come up with all that . Sure started my morning off on the right foot.

[HemiSam 188]

When Mikey's on a roll you just drop, roll and get the hell outta the way. There's no stoppin' him...

HS

[3838 4]

notsure is notright

funny funny shit man

[Guest HemiRob]

@ notsure